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The Top Ten Country Western Songs 10.  I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 09.  I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 08.  If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me. 07.  I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’. 06.  Wouldn’t Take…


The Top Ten Country Western Songs

10.  I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
09.  I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
08.  If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
07.  I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’.
06.  Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win.
05.  I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here.
04.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
03.  The Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
02.  She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is…

01.  It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.