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Titty Tasks

A short list of household tasks that obviously require tits. Putting the roll of toilet paper on the holder – not top of it, not on the back of the toilet, not on the counter. Putting dirty clothes, especially socks, in the hamper – not on the floor a few inches away from the hamper.…


A short list of household tasks that obviously require tits.

  1. Putting the roll of toilet paper on the holder – not top of it, not on the back of the toilet, not on the counter.
  2. Putting dirty clothes, especially socks, in the hamper – not on the floor a few inches away from the hamper.
  3. Putting the empty milk or juice carton in the recycle bin instead of back in the refrigerator.
  4. Picking up the garbage or putting away an item instead of simply stepping over or around it.
  5. Asking for directions when you are obviously lost.  (Though, a woman wouldn’t have gotten lost to begin with having asked for directions long ago.)

You get the idea.